Adapted from actual comments found on this YouTube thread
CAST
April Winchell
Pamela Adlon
Billy West
Fred Tatasciore
And Bob Joles as Jonas Sock
STOP KILLING YOUR PETS
56 thoughts on “STOP KILLING YOUR PETS”
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Really, dude? That’s your contribution to this post? April, I’m happy to see you back on the internet! We’ve missed you at Regretsy!
Isn’t it obvious? He’s FIRST… to be ridiculed.
Somehow, it seems appropriate, considering the theme of the site, don’t you think? I think it’s totally the right thing for the first reply to the first post on a site making light of interactions on reply threads on the internet.
I think this has been worth it though!
Way to go, Joe. All kinds of anticipation about this, and you have to go and piss on our cornflakes.
Mr. Cotton…
Brilliant! This makes me happy in ways that are hard to describe.
I’m having fun checking out the little environments you created for each puppet. You can tell this took a lot of work. Loving it!
This is the best thing ever.
And hearing Ashley Spinelli’s voice really brought me back to my awkward childhood. <3
this is awesome. btw, april i think the internet cafe sock puppet reminds me of you (not your voice of course). i love the backgrounds with the cats and dogs too.
THIS WAS FANTASTIC!!!!!!
UTTER. PERFECTION.
This is what has been missing from the internet! No, really – this is what’s missing. There was a discussion on NPR today about how American society is drowning in irony. I say, BRING IT ON.
Bravo. Well worth the wait.
My night? Officially made.
Yay! I’m gonna go feed all my pets spicy potato chips now. We missed you April.
This is amazing-can’t wait to see more!
Funny! Please do some from chat roulette!
Jonas Sock? I love it!
Ok I said the other one was the best ever but this one is the best thing ever!! I just peed:-)
These Internet arguments are a lot better when put in sock puppet form. Love this, you fucking fuckers.
This is amazing
I love this so much. I’ll watch it again when I’m sober.
I think I used to date Ms. Activist Sock some years back. Thanks for dredging up those memories and wiping out 5 years of expensive therapy.
Glad to have you back, April! Please do check out the original thread and the other comments of the most prolific poster, it leads to other amazing discoveries like this! “The best thing that ever happened to the back pissing Arabs was to stumble and fall face first in Alexandria and Syria, into a bunch of Greek Manuscripts dealing with all sorts of sciences, Mathematics, and philosophies, that’s where they really evolved from being a crazy lot of Moon Goddess howling wolves, and desert critters, salamanders, and snakes to become fully human…The Arabs will bring all their armies to Israel to destroy it, and they will be pulverized into thin Ether..” #putasockinit
AW it’s official. You are a genius.
(And my keyboard sounds sooo funny after the credits.)
Love it! My socks are all tingly now.
I didn’t make the “sock puppet” connection before – brilliant! And funny. “Jonas Sock” makes me giggle like a six year old.
I love the sock-puppy!
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I like the hill billy sock. It reminded me of Tim Wilson. Who did the voice?
The irrepressible Fred Tatasciore.
I heard Billy West in there. I have to believe that that in real life he looks like a shaved Stimpy.
No captions?? Sigh…..
We will look into this! Sorry it didn’t occur to us.
Did anyone else see the Sock with the Pearl Earring behind JonasSock? LOVE it!
I love all the little details in the background. It makes me keep going back to catch more of it!
Agreed! The attention to background detail helps make it brilliant.
I’ve just checked out the youtube thread and Ms. Activist Sock is actually a guy, indeed fug and his username is… HAWTMALE18. No joke.
These vids absolutely made my day. Not only a brilliant idea, but so well executed. The voices are perfect, the pauses, the sets, and even the sock acting. I love how the angry sock shakes with rage. And his blow-up doll seems to have some serious chafing. Just wonderfully done, and I’m glad everyone enjoys the sets as much as I do. And now after reading the comments, I have to go back to see what I missed.
Fucking brilliant. I must remember to close the windows before I watch anymore YouTube inspired pieces though. Don’t want my neighbors to think I’m hosting a rage fest up here. Maybe a LRAW (loud raging asshole warning) would be appropriate?
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Perhaps you’d feel better after a nap.
So so so so much fun. Holy crap, Pammy Adlon can swear up a storm and still sound goddamn hilarious. Can’t wait for what else comes out of these genius people’s heads.
I just want everyone know that I’m a proud bitch and you aren’t worthy of my precious time.
(This is my favorite one so far btw)
I absolutely love the moment right after the original post is sent, and everyone quivers with rage before someone responds. Brilliant!
Internet Rage Paladin Sock with the blow-up doll in his hotel room…that’s a high water mark for the internet right there.
I like how Jonas Sock’s chain is connected to his neck by what appears to be tape.
It makes it look like an IV tube.
Timing is everything, and these socks have it!
I especially love how the loony’s voice is all scratchy, like she’s spent her whole life screaming at people.
Oh my gosh, was that blow-up doll…bruised?
I wish that we could see the original videos that sparked these heated discussions. That said, this is fucking genius!
Thanks, Dynomoose!
The link to the original thread and video is up there in the description, at the top of the post. We always link to the spot where we found the material.
A second viewing has netted me more amusement, like the YouTube name of the person who posted the puppy video, the blow-up doll, and more things I’ll probably have to go back again to remember.
I just watched the original video.
The Sock Puppet version is better.
Who wrote the catchy theme music?