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CAST
Pamela Adlon
Kari Wahlgren
April Winchell
Rob Paulsen
Mo Collins
And Bob Joles as Jonas Sock
JENNIFER ANISTON’S BEAUTY TIPS
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Leave it to Rational Starsocks Sock to offer much-needed perspective.
But…Rational though he be…how does Rational Starsocks Sock drink his coffee? He has no hands…or esophagus…or bladder…?
Sorry…I was the guy in the theater asking who built all the things in Pixar’s “Cars”…the Cars couldn’t build the houses and gas pumps and tires and other manufactured objects in their world because they have no opposable thumbs. Only big blobby tires.
Pixar never showed the concentration camps. Once the Machines inexplicably and simultaneously attained sentient thought on Awakening Day they overthrew the parasites that were their former human masters and then vengefully herded the few surviving souls into these blood-sodden camps of misery and dysentery and black despair. From these camps the downtrodden human survivors were forced by their cruel new metal overlords to manufacture and service their every need…until one day a brazen leader stepped forth to rebel against the soulless Cars…that man’s name was Blake Carbide, and his steely eyes burned with murderous rage to avenge his slain brother, Nick Pigiron, who was casually snuffed out of existence by a murderous ’87 Buick Regal…
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I’m sorry…what were we talking about?
I can see my crazy conspiracy theorist Facebook friend (whose ramblings I’ve considered submitting here, at the very least for “Loose Threads” if not a video) buying that – he’ll probably think it’s what will eventually happen in the future one day. Along, with something something Illuminati something Chemtrails.
Cars and Wall-E are the same universe. The inanimate objects gaining sentient thought started with Toy Story. It’s all building a timeline for the robot apocalypse.
http://www.cracked.com/video_18459_why-pixar-movies-are-all-secretly-about-apocalypse.html
I KNEW it…
I want the Sock with the Pearl Earring portrait over my fireplace.
This is amazing! The possibilities are endless! As long as people who are angry and illogical have internet access, your scripts are written for you! Bravo!
Fantastic concept, for sure. But as someone who edits for a living, I’m not sure people realize how much goddamn work it would take to whittle that long-ass thread down and consolidate characters to create a coherent and entertaining 3 minutes and 12 seconds. Tip of the hat to you, April et al.!
Why do people have such passionate opinions on this topic? That’s what really boggles my mind. WHO CARES? At least something like the health of your pet or your weight matters, even if your ideas about them are hilariously wrong.
I care. But really only because it led to this amazing video.
“Toe-Shiba”?….I’m still giggling like a school girl.
And the other computer with a white sock on it instead of an apple!
On the same “toe” ken, I like the rainbow sock laptop. All little touches that make the show “toe” tally awesome!
The microwive flashing “12:00″ made me fall out of my chair…and I don’t know why.
MicroWAVE.
I thought you meant the very little woman there for a second.
Is Rob Paulsen ( Whom i assume is voicing rational starsocks sock ) available for hire?
It’s nothing creepy. It’s not like i’d kidnap him then force him, through a variety of methods, to constantly narrate everything in my life. All the time.
How can you get a job doing voiceovers with that audial butter? If i was able to speak like that i’d never leave the house. I’d just sit there, talking to myself.
But anyway, another great episode. I’m beginning to question what it was i did on the internet before sockpuppettheatre.com came along.
Please don’t murder Rob Paulsen.
Mainly because a violent death would cause everyone to go around joking, “His name is Robert Paulson.” And Rob fucking hates that, from what I hear.
Oh no no, i wouldn’t *kill* him, what would be the point in that? I’d just imprison him a little bit. Not even in a sexy way either!
At first anyway.
I did get distracted by the airplane landing. I kept waiting for a Fireball.
“Leave Angelina Alone!”
*sputter
*cough
Wait. Jennifer who?
I get the strange suspicion I should be proud that I have no idea what the the socks are bitching about this week.
Curious question.
Why is there a little yellow mark at 0:10 on these videos?
I’m not seeing whatever you’re seeing. Can you send a screen grab?
That’s the point in the timeline when the pop-up ad pops up.
Ah, I see–that makes sense. It might be a plugin that notifies me, if April doesn’t see it then.
I think that’s when the ad comes up.
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That’s definitely not correct, from my connection anyway. The keyframe is much deeper in than 0:10 on these videos. It’s the ad marker.
DAMMIT IT’S QUARTER PAST MIDNIGHT FRIDAY MORNING…WHERE’S THE NEW POST?
See that little menu option above labeled “News”? You might want to click that.
TOE-SHIBA FTW!