Lourdes is SUCH a liar! Everyone knows Madonna doesn’t wear underwear
Sweaty dancers? That job must stink.
Slather them down in Bergamot Oil first. Then the outfits slide on and off. After the show they can relax in a hot bath of Tide (Without Bleach).
Well played. Very well played, indeed!
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