Can we go back to blaming/crediting chicken entrails for stuff?
God likes to mix it up.
Maybe I’m doing this whole Christian thing wrong, but the thought had never occurred to me to pest for a celebrity’s highly treatable thyroid nodules. Should I as a Christian fan of dancing with the stars pray that the prednisone and synthroid don’t make her look puffy? There are starving children in war ravaged countries and instead this is on peoples hearts to pray about? My brain hurts.
Freakin autocorrect! I don’t know how it got pest from pray
Pestering and praying might seem similar to God.
Presentation is everything, dahling.
Yes. The most annoying thing a cancer patient/survivor can hear from any JesusFreak is “Everything happens for a reason.” Every asshat that said that to me when I was ill I sincerely hope I have the chance to say it to them when something so awful happens that they’re in the process of questioning their faith.
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